Episodes:Episode 007

episode seven: LET'S GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bashe: ...and that's how I saved the universe from the nazi soldat warriors from Pluto

Fisk: impressive

Lucy: *claps*

Sheila: that was a nice story

Bashe: heh, thanks...just doing my job

Kirby has joined channel #fisk_maps

Kirby: LET'S GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Bashe: actually, I kinda want to go racing

Kirby: OMG!!! SOMEONE WANTS TO!!!

Bashe: all right, let's head to the track

all have left channel #fisk_maps and joined channel #racecar

Bashe: all right, nice track

Kirby: lol Luigi's Speedway

Bashe: okay, me and kirby will go first to get a feel then everyone else can go

Fisk: sounds good

Luigi: oh hey, welcome to #racecar!

Bashe: heh thanks

Luigi: all right, Kirby vs. Bashe

Bashe: *enters his kart* sweet

Kirby: *enters kart* cool, it's like being IN mario kart!

Luigi: ready racers! 3! 2! 1! GO!!!

Bashe takes the lead by using the startup boost present in almost every racing game after super mario kart while Kirby spins out

Kirby: GOLDURNIT

Bashe picks up an item box. It's the wolf3d chaingun!

Bashe: YEEEAH!!!

Kirby: I'm gaining on you

Bashe: eat this

Bashe uses the wolf3d chaingun and blows up all of Kirby's tires

Kirby: god dammit

Kirby runs onto the track

Bashe: wtf is he thinking!!

Kirby jumps into Bashe's kart!

Bashe: ARGH WTF GET OUT

Bashe attempts to use the wolf3d chaingun but he drops it! Kirby is eventually thrown loose. A new kart comes for him

Kirby: BASTARD

Kirby gets in an item box! IT'S A LEGEND BOOST

Bashe: wtf is a legend boost?

Kirby uses it and MOTHERFUCKING SKYROCKETS INTO FIRST!!!

Bashe: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bashe gets an item box! It's a sniper rifle! He stands up to take aim

Bashe: say good night

Lucy, who is sitting in the bleachers, stands up to shout

Lucy: HEY BASHE MY SHOES FELL OFF

Bashe: OMGWTF WHERE? WAIT NOOOOOOOOO

Bashe collides with the wall

Bashe: *sigh* note to self: KILL LUCY

Bashe regains control and gets an item box. OH SHIT, IT'S THE BLUE SHELL!!!!!!!1

Bashe: eat this sucka!

Bashe throws the blue shell! It immediately goes to Kirby and explodes on him! KIRBY IS GIBBED!

Bashe: FUCK YES

Bashe crosses the finish line! BASHE IS WINNER!!!!

Bashe: SWEEEEEET SWEET VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Lucy: darn...I wanted kirby to win

Bashe: no shit

Lucy: *middle finger*

Fisk: heh

Bashe: okay, Lucy vs. Fisk. Oh, what about Sheila?

Sheila: nah I don't like racing

Bashe: k

Lucy and Fisk enter their karts

Lucy: this is a tad uncomfortable...maybe without these darn heels on

Bashe: *ears perk up* wait no, I'm not like that anymore. I'm going to TOTALLY look the other way! *slightly peeks around his shoulder and smiles* heh

Luigi: racers ready! 3! 2! 1! GO!

Fisk and Lucy both get the startup boost

Fisk: damn

Fisk gets an item box. Banana peel! He chucks it towards Lucy but misses

Fisk: damn

Lucy gets an item box. It's the wolf3d machine gun!

Lucy: DIEDIEDIEDIE

Lucy uses the gun! She wastes every shot

Fisk: wow, just wow

Fisk: god I need some custom tunes

Fisk inserts Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast into his kart CD player and suddenly the entire track's music changes to the CD!

Fisk: heh, Invaders

Lucy: OH NO NOT METAL

Lucy gets an item box. IT'S AN EXPLOSIVE

Lucy: hahaha, eat THIS!

Lucy chucks the explosive at Fisk, it sticks to his kart

Fisk's kart: ALIEN DEVINCE ONBOARD

Fisk: what?

Fisk's kart EXPLODES!!!

Fisk: *flying through the air* jesus cock

Fisk smashes headfirst into the track. A new kart comes to him

Fisk: about fucking time *hops in*

Fisk is very behind and cannot catch up to Lucy. He gets an item box. IT'S A FAKE ITEM BOX! HIS CART EXPLODES AGAIN!!!

Fisk: oh for fucks sake *skids onto the track*

Lucy: HAHAHA!

Bashe: HEY LUCY I'M UM...FARTING...ON YOUR MOM

Bashe rips a nasty one right in Sheila's face

Sheila: OH MY GOD!! *spews*

Lucy: AHAHAHA OWNED WAIT OH MY GOD! *crashes*

Bashe: PAYBACK'S A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!! *middle finger*

Bashe is promptly kneed in the balls by Sheila

Sheila: ASSHOLE

Bashe: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Fisk quickly passes by Lucy's burning kart

Fisk: HAHA victory

Fisk crosses the finish! FISK IS WINNER!!!!

Bashe: cool, now it's me vs. Fisk

Fisk: get ready

Bashe: *hops into kart* let's do this thang!

Fisk: here we go

Suddenly, it gets dark and stormy on the racertrack

Bashe: time for some epic music *bashe inserts the Chrono Trigger soundtrack and changes it to Lavos battle 2*

Fisk: omg overly epic

Luigi: racers ready! 3! 2! 1! GO! *explodes*

Lucy: wtf

Fisk and Bashe are neck and neck!!

Bashe gets an item box. IT'S THE WOLF3D CHAINGUN AGAIN!! Bashe uses the chaingun and blows out Fisk's tires

Fisk: jesus crhist

Ted has joined has joined channel #racecar

Ted: DIE

Ted has cummed all over the road. Bashe crashes and Fisk ends up landing face first in the cum

Fisk: ...oh...my...god

Ted walks over to Fisk

Ted: HAHAH lol u fale it

Fisk violently rases up with an unspeakable rage in his eyes

Fisk: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT TEAR YOUR FUCKING FLESH OFF AND BEAT YOU TILL YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING LIFELESS CARCASS

Fisk rips his eyes out and eats them then digs his fingers into his fur and begins to rip his flesh off and then beats him over the head until he stops breathing and then he stomps on his head and it explodes

Bashe gets into the kart and runs over Ted's body

Bashe: motherfucker

everyone leaves channel #racecar and joins #fisk_maps

Bashe: well that was fun

Fisk: I think I'm going to vomit up my intestines

Lucy: heh

Bashe: one time I farted it was funny

everyone: ROFL

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