Episodes:Episode 004

episode four: anal angst

Fisk: heh

Lucy has joined channel #fisk_maps

Tom has joined channel #fisk_maps

Fisk: +o Lucy

Lucy: hey bro, thanks

Fisk: sup Tom

Tom: nm

Lucy: we just got back from our date

Fisk: heh, date

Tom: heh

Sheila: Tom seems like a really nice boy

Tom: thanks

Bashe: hey Tom what's your favorite band

Tom: eh...

Tom: dunno really

Tom: I just like rock

Bashe: heh

Fisk: *turns on Slayer - Stain of Mind*

Bashe: fuck yes

Fisk: heh, woot sauce

Ted has joined channel #fisk_maps

Fisk: hey you horny bastard

Lucy: lol

Ted: yeah anyways check this shit out

Ted: www.spankthemonkey.com/adult/XXX/SheilaBlack

Fisk: dude, what the fuck

Lucy: would you stop spamming these goddamn links all over the channel

Ted: ...I did it because I was horny

Fisk: okay, you're banned

Fisk: have fun in life you fucking retard

Fisk: +b Ted

Ted was kicked from channel #fisk_maps by Fisk (you are a homo)

Sheila: ...what is that?

Fisk: oh nothing

Sheila: maximize that window, please

Fisk: *closes* what window

Sheila: bring that back up

Fisk: *opens firefox* hah, take that. *realizes he has session saver installed* oh FUCK

Sheila: Fisk...were you-

Lucy: no mom, it was Ted

Sheila: *somewhat sad sigh* oh that boy...

Fisk: mom, it's okay, he spams those stupid links all the time

Sheila: it's just...*trembly voice* I'm going to my room

Sheila is now known as Sheila|room

Fisk: GOD DAMMIT

Lucy: well Fisk, what now?

Bashe: hey I'm going to comfort Sheila

Lucy: ok

Fisk: I hate that fucking homo Ted

Tom: well he's banned now

Fisk: yeah, but he's still gonna find some way to ruin this channel

12345''' has joined channel #fisk_maps

12345''': HI GUYZ

Tom: uh, hey

Lucy: hello

Fisk: *sigh* hi

12345''': you guyz lewk kind of upsat whuts' wrong?

Fisk: oh nothing, it's just that that fucktard Ted keeps spamming porn links of my mom all over the channel and now she's quite upset

12345''': I'm not a fucktard

12345''': ...I mean hi

Fisk: Ted, you asshole

FisK: +b 12345'''

12345''' was kicked from channel #fisk_maps by Fisk (fucker)

Kirby has joined channel #fisk_maps

Kirby: HI

Fisk: you drunk?

Kirby: yeah, but I'm not crazy

Fisk: okay good

Kirby: you guys look kinda tweaked

Fisk: it's Ted

Kirby: oh that jerk off

Lucy: yeah, he's made our mom cry

Fisk: Bashe is in there with her if you want to try and help her

Kirby: I can try *goes to room*

Lucy: well...now what?

Fisk: I guess we just wait

Lucy: =(

Fisk: hey I've never seen you in high heels

Lucy: oh these...wait I wore these at granpa's funeral

Fisk: oh

Lucy: why am I still wearing them? *takes them off*

Fisk: *plays Iron Maiden - Wrathchild*

BOB_CLAMPETT has joined channel #fisk_maps

Fisk: Bob Clampett, huh?

BOB_CLAMPETT: ya

Lucy: how do we know it's you?

BOB_CLAMPETT: ask me something

Lucy: what's your most famous cartoon?

BOB_CLAMPETT: uh...power rangers?

Fisk: wrong

BOB_CLAMPETT: okay, so it's not me, I just like the name

Fisk: so who are you then?

BOB_CLAMPETT: um...jesus?

Fisk: fuck off, Ted

Fisk: +b BOB_CLAMPETT

BOB_CLAMPETT was kicked from channel #fisk_maps by Fisk (nice try, nigger)

Bashe: okay we're back

Kirby: ya

Fisk: how's mom?

Bashe: well, we got her to stop crying, but now she just wants to think about it

Fisk: man...it really hurts me to see my mom so upset

Lucy: yeah, same here

Kirby, Bashe: ditto

Fisk: we should do something nice for her

Araya has joined channel #fisk_maps

Araya: hi

Kirby: hey Tom!

Tom: what?

Kirby: no I meant Tom Araya

Tom: orite

Araya: so what's up? you guys look kinda down

Fisk: my mother's upset about some porno links that faggot mong Ted spammed

Araya: :(

Fisk: yeah...at least she's not crying anymore. That really hurts me to see her so sad

Araya: let me go see her *goes to room*

Bashe: so, um...

Jim has joined channel #fisk_maps

Jim: yo

Fisk: hey dad! good to see ya

Jim: heh

Lucy: so uh...

Bashe: one time I farted it was funny

everyone: LOL

Bashe: kekeke

Jim: oh snap, gotta go

Jim has left channel #fisk_maps (gotta go to work)

Araya: I'm back

Fisk: how's mom

Araya: well she's a bit happier now that she knows everyone is supporting her and Ted is permanently banned

Fisk: of course we support her. We all love her

Kirby: ya

Araya: so um...what do you wanna do now?

Kirby: EVERYONE IDLE!!!


 * 2 hours later*

Fisk: heh

Lucy: great idling skills everyone

Araya: lol high heels I MEAN hi

Lucy: =)

Sheila|room is now known as Sheila

Sheila: hi everyone

Fisk: hey mom!

Lucy: how are ya feeling?

Sheila: much better. In fact, let's go somewhere nice

Fisk: yhey!!

Bashe: WOOT SAUCE

Sheila: heh

Araya: cool

THE ENT