Episodes:Episode 009

episode nine: Bashe and Lucy...together?

Fisk: *quietly singing to himself* you're keeping in step...in the line...got your chin held high and you feel just fine cause you do...what you're told...but inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold...just how deep do you believe? when you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds? will you get up off your knees? are you brave enough to see? do you wanna change it?

Bashe: lol, nine inch nails

Fisk: oh hey Bashe, sup

Bashe: not much...kinda bored

Fisk: not many people in the channel today...

Bashe: you, me and Lucy...where's your mom?

Fisk: out with Ryan's mom again

Bashe: heh, I hope he's feeling better about the incident

Fisk: yeah, me too...he's a good friend

Bashe: yeah, good kid...well...

N64_kid has joined channel #fisk_maps

N64_kid: sup

Fisk: hey

Bashe: sup

N64_kid: NINTENDO 64!!!!!!!!!!

Bashe: lol

Fisk: heh

Bashe: Lucy's logged on...where is she?

Fisk: oh she's IMing Elizabeth

Bashe: oh lol

Fisk: *plays Metallica - Damage, Inc.*

Bashe: woot

N64_kid: lol

Fisk: heh

Fisk: *receives IM* eh? what's this?

Fisk: oh, it's Lucy

Bashe: why is she IMing you heh

Fisk: she says "tell Bashe to come in here"

Bashe: ...me? okay

Bashe goes into Lucy's room

Bashe: you called?

Lucy: oh hey

Bashe: so...what's up?

Lucy: I just wanted you to hang out in here for once...you're always with Fisk...

Bashe: okay...that's cool I guess

Lucy: *continues IMing*

Bashe: you look nice today

Lucy: thanks =)

Bashe: I just like that shirt

Lucy: cute, isn't it?

Bashe: yeah

Lucy: ...so how have you been?

Bashe: all right...not much going on in the world of Bashe

Lucy: bummer...

Bashe: so...how things with you I guess

Lucy: not much going on...just hanging out with friends, the like

Bashe: remember Randy?

Lucy: ...please, don't remind me

Bashe: yeah he was a douche fuckstick

Lucy: such a fake...*sigh*

Bashe: hey, what's wrong

Lucy: I've never had any luck with boys...there was Ted, but he just wanted my mom, then Randy and he was a wanker bitch, and there's Fisk, but I've tried to drop the whole incest thing since he left for the military in 1989...now it's 2006 and the whole timewarp thing has really thrown everything off...

Bashe: I never thought to much of the incest thing...there was a brief period in 1985-6 right after Ted and you just felt lonely after he fucked you over and you just needed somone...Fisk was the only guy that wasn't a shitting dicknipple so you just got a bit lovey-dovey with him but after that you were just close again, and I mean, it's okay for your brother to be close to you, he is your brother and twin and he just wants you to be safe and he cares.

Lucy: yeah...I just hate that feeling I get when I need someone after a boy has been a fucking cock but not even Fisk can help...you know

Bashe: I understand

Lucy: it just hurts...*a tear rolls down Lucy's face*

Bashe: *grabs a tissue* it's all right, baby. *wipes the tear*

Lucy: thanks, Bashe

Bashe: well...you wanna like...do something later?

Lucy: like...go shopping or out to eat?

Bashe: sure

Lucy: sure, I'd like to

Bashe: *putting arm around Lucy's shoulder* all right then. I guess I'll let you know when I'm ready or something

Lucy: all right. Thanks Bashe, it's nice to see you not all perverted but being a real sweetheart

Bashe: heh, thanks

Bashe leaves Lucy's room and reenters Fisk's

Bashe: heh

Fisk: so...what happened in there?

Bashe: she just wanted me in there and we talked about stuff...now we're going to go out later

Fisk: eh? cool...another boy for my sister

Bashe: well, you know how the past boys have been...I'd say I'm something more than just some jock ass cunt looking for sex and nothing more...I really care for Lucy

Fisk: that's good...as do I

Bashe: everyone does, dude...

Fisk: yeah

N64_kid: N64!!!!

Bashe: HEH

Darkhaven has joined channel #fisk_maps

Darkhaven: hey nigga

Bashe: sup

Darkhaven: oh man this RV just pulled into my driveway for no reason

Bashe: yeah, I noticed an RV in my driveway the other day too! wtf is with them?

Fisk goes to look out window by the front door

Fisk: weird...there's an RV in our driveway too

Bashe: man...who are these people? they don't even come out of the RV, they just kinda sit there

Fisk: I'm going out there

Bashe: take the batgun or something

Fisk: good thinking *grabs batgun*

Fisk walks out to the RV and knocks on the door...after about 30 seconds, it opens

rvdude680: hey, come on in

Fisk: all right, why are you here?

rvdude680: ...what?

Fisk: why did you just randomly pull up to my driveway and just sit here?

rvdude680: ...what?

Fisk: why are you here!?

rvdude680: ...what?

Fisk: oh forget it you're too high

Fisk returns to his room

Fisk: okay, I think they're just a bunch of potheads who randomly park in people's driveways to smoke

Bashe: wow...that's retarded

Darkhaven: heh

N64_kid: what's a pothead?

Fisk: you'll learn when you get older

N64_kid: lol k

Fisk: anyways, what was I doing on my pc...*gets an IM* another IM?

Bashe: from Lucy?

Fisk: hey, you're right. It reads "tell Bashe I'm ready to go"

Bashe: oh, all right then. *bashe takes off his generic black shirt and puts on his Iron Maiden - Killers shirt* all right, ready to go

Lucy comes into Fisk's room

Lucy: ready?

Bashe: sure are

Bashe and Lucy head for Fisk's car

Bashe is now known as Bashe|date

Lucy is now known as Lucy|date

Fisk: oh those two...who knows how they'll turn out

Darkhaven: heh

N64_kid: hey, what's skeetskeet?

Darkhaven: you don't wanna know kid...

Fisk: heh

Meanwhile...

Lucy|date: so, where do you wanna go first?

Bashe|date: hmmm...

Lucy|date: let's go to the mall, haven't been there in a while

Bashe|date: sure, there's always something to do there

They arrive at the mall

Lucy|date: all right, I wanted to go to GAP

Bashe|date: DURR

Lucy|date: ?

Bashe|date: you know it's like extremely hot when a guy...er...GOES TO EB

Lucy|date: oh come on, you

Later, after some shoppin n shit

Bashe|date: all right, let's eat

Lucy|date: hmmm...where to go

Bashe|date: does Georgia have Red Robin

Lucy|date: actually, they do. Good thinking

Bashe|date: heh

They drive to Red Robin

Bashe|date: man I love this place

Lucy|date: it's a pretty good place

Bashe|date: so...um...yeah

Lucy|date: so how have you been feeling about this date?

Bashe|date: pretty good...I've never been on a real date, but it's going out with a girl I like a lot

Lucy|date: well, I have been on dates, but I've liked you the most...you're not just some jock ass cunt looking for sex and nothing more

Bashe|date: yeah, you don't have to worry about anything like that, I'd never be so heartless

Lucy|date: thanks for being honest

Bashe|date: anytime

Bashe puts his hands on top of Lucy's

Bashe|date: ...so...

Lucy|date: ?

Sum 41 - The Hell Song can be heard in the background

Lucy|date: oooh, I really like this song

Bashe|date: man, it's funny how much you managed to learn about 2006 in just six months...going from New Years Eve 1989 to New Year's Day 2006 has to be difficult

Lucy|date: yeah...a lot of fashion changed, but I've certainly gotten used to it

Bashe|date: that's good...I never got to grow up in the 70s-80s...what's it like

Lucy|date: I think you might like it...you are a fanatic of heavy metal, right? =)

Bashe|date: heh, yeah...

Lucy|date: oh, here comes our food

Bashe|date: 1337

After eating, they leave. While on the way home in the car...

Bashe|date: that was a pretty nice date, Lucy

Lucy|date: thanks...it was your idea though

Bashe|date: yeah...I just wanted to do something nice for ya...I really like you

Lucy|date: thanks =)

Bashe|date: no problem, baby

Lucy|date: hmm...what's on the radio *turns on the radio, lands on Naked Eyes - Always Something There to Remind Me*

Lucy|date: ugh, this song remind me of that blowjob Randy

Bashe|date: ugh yeah me too

Bashe turns the stations a bit and lands on Sum 41 - The Hell Song

Bashe|date: hey, it's your song

Lucy|date: hey it is!

Lucy sings along to the lyrics

Bashe|date: *thinking* man, I really like Lucy...

They arrive home

Bashe|date is now known as Bashe

Lucy|date is now known as Lucy

Bashe: *entering Fisk's room* hey, I'm back

Darkhaven: YHEY

Fisk: welcome back buddy

N64_kid: OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! N64!!!!!!!!!!

Bashe: heh

Fisk: so what was Lucy like

Bashe: she's very sweet and willing to listen and stuff...she really likes me now, and I've always liked her

Fisk: yep, that's the Lucy I know

Darkhaven: lol skeetskeet

N64_kid: what is that?

Bashe: kid, you're just too young. Here, take this box

N64_kid opens box

N64_kid: NINTENDO 64 remote controlled...car...

N64_kid tosses the car aside as if it were garbage

N64_kid: thanks

Bashe: bastard...

Araya has joined channel #fisk_maps

Araya: oh snap I just farted hard

Bashe: let me guess: chunky underwear?

Araya: *feels* shit, yeah

Bashe: WOW

N64_kid: ahahahaha

Fisk: sick

Bashe: well, I'm going to Lucy's room

Bashe goes to Lucy's room

Fisk: heh

Araya: lol poop in pants

Darkhaven: rofl

N64_kid: lol poop is fun

Fisk: heh

Meanwhile, in Lucy's room...Bashe opens the door to spot Lucy softly weeping in her bed

Bashe: hey baby, what's wrong?

Lucy: *sniff* oh, nothing...

Bashe: it's all right, you can tell me

Lucy: it's just...I miss the 80s...everything is so different now, there's people like you and Darkhaven and all them and all the fads and fashion are differnet, and sometimes I just yearn for those old 80s...

Bashe: I know how you feel...I really wish it was 1998 sometimes. I had a lot of fun that year

Lucy: I remember the fun I used to have with my friends in elementary school...and I remember that time I almost died...*sob* Fisk was there by my side and he never gave up hope

Bashe: I certainly wouldn't have...I love you, Lucy

Lucy: *sniff* you really mean that?

Bashe: *taking a tissue and wiping Lucy's tears* of course I do, baby. I'd never just lie to you...I'm not like those other ass ramming cum gobbling homos

Lucy: thank you, Bashe...I love you too...

Bashe and Lucy hug. Bashe gently strokes Lucy's back. Lucy continues to softly weep

Bashe: shhh baby, it's okay...

Bashe gently hums "Yesterday" by The Beatles

Lucy: thank you so much for comforting me when I feel down *sniff*

Bashe: anytime, baby

Araya sneakily peeks through Lucy's door to see Bashe and Lucy's embrace

Araya: good god...*makes retching noise*

Araya heads back to Fisk's room

Araya: man Fisk, Bashe is all over your sister

Fisk: WHAT!?

Araya: oh no no not like that, he's just getting waaay to lovey-dovey with her it makes me SICK

Fisk: well, as long as Lucy's happy, I suppose there's nothing wrong with it

Araya: argh, that'll teach me to peek into other people's rooms

Darkhaven: lol interweb

N64_kid: OMG!!!!!!! n64!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Araya: man I need a shower

Fisk: heh, good idea

THE NEXT MORNING...

Bashe wakes up on the floor next to Lucy's bed

Bashe: *grunt* hmm...what am I doing in here?

Bashe: ah, that's right, I just slept in here

Lucy: mrrmrhhmhrrmm *turning in her bed*

Bashe: Luc? You up?

Lucy: *starting to open eyes* yeah, a little bit

Bashe: heh, I almost forgot I slept in here

Lucy: heh, silly head

Bashe: well, I suppose I should head back for Fisk's room

Lucy: before you go...about last night...I didn't mean to be so emotional and stuff

Bashe: hey, it's all right...I didn't mind at all being with you. Just knowing that I'm making you feel good is enough for me

Lucy: thank you =)

Bashe: anytime, baby

Bashe heads for Fisk's room. Fisk is on his computer

Bashe: hey Fisk

Fisk: hey

Bashe: man, what time is it?

Fisk: about 7:30AM

Bashe: heh, I like being up early

Fisk: yeah, same here

Bashe: did your mom ever come home?

Fisk: well, accordind to yesterday's log, nope

Bashe: hmmm...odd

Fisk: indeed

Ryan has joined channel #fisk_maps

Ryan: OOOOMG!!!

Fisk: dude, people are sleeping

Ryan: oh heh sorry

Lucy enters the room

Lucy: hi guys

Ryan: sup Lucy

Fisk: hey sis

Bashe: hey baby

Ryan: lol poop

Bashe: lol, poop jokes

Lucy: silly

Bashe: kekeke ^__^

Fisk: so...what do we wanna do today?

Bashe: I wanna...ROCK!

Fisk: ROCK!

Ryan: dun dundundun dun dundundun dun dundundun DUN DUN

Longfellow has joined channel #fisk_maps

Longfellow: FUCKING CHRIST i need something to rape

Lucy: O_O

Bashe: here, rape this n64 remote control car

Longfellow: thanks! *rapes*

Bashe: O_o  I wasn't serious

Fisk: fucking sick

Ryan: reminds me of the incident

Bashe: ROFL

Lucy: hey Bashe, would you come to my room for a sec?

Bashe: sure

Bashe and Lucy go to Lucy's room

Fisk: man, what the hell are they doing in there?

Ryan: wtf, are they in some kind of relationship? I've NEVER seen Lucy be so kind towards Bashe

Fisk: yeah...it's getting weird

Meanwhile, in Lucy's room

Bashe: so...

Lucy: I really wanna thank you for being a kind, sweet friend that truly cares about me and would do anything to comfort me if I was in pain

Bashe: really, it's no problem

Lucy: I dunno...I feel like I need to be with you

Bashe: yeah...I really like to be with you, too

Lucy: you're a gentle, caring, sweet, kind young man with a big heart, you know

Bashe: thanks...

Lucy hugs Bashe

Lucy: I never want to lose you

Bashe: I'd never want to lose you either, Luc

Lucy: we belong together

Bashe: yes...yes we do

Bashe: I'm going back to Fisk's room...wanna come?

Lucy: sure! but first

Lucy kisses Bashe quickly on the cheek

Bashe: *blushing* uh...t-thanks

Lucy: no problem, hon

Bashe and Lucy return

Bashe: one time I farted it was funny

everyone: ROFL

the ent...for now