Episodes:Episode 006

episode six: Araya turned bad

Araya: omg

Fisk: ?

Araya: there's a nazi in my underwear

Bashe: SHOOT HIM

Araya: *is handed the batgun* thx

Araya shoots the nazi

Nazi: MEIN LEBEN

Bashe: LOLOLO

Bashe: hey were's Lucy and Sheila

Fisk: they went out

Araya: heh, just the boys today

JudgeDredd has joined channel #fisk_maps

JudgeDredd: I AM THE LAW

Fisk: heh

Bashe: ORLY

JudgeDredd: ya

Bashe: I'm gonna go get some kool-aid

Araya: JUDGE DREDD WAS GAY

JudgeDredd: no u

Fisk: I kinda liked it

Araya: IT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD ROB SCHNeIDER IT WASN'T A COMDEY

JudgeDredd: oh yeah

Kirby has joined channel #fisk_maps

Kirby: LET'S GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fisk: no

Kirby: aww...

Araya: ARGH my bass broke I can't play music

Kirby: man that sucks

Araya: SLAAAAAAYER

Kirby: I'm awaiting your new album August 8

Araya: it's gonna rock. Like Seasons in the Abyss and God Hates Us All

Kirby: I sure hope I love you guys

Fisk: likewise

JudgeDredd: I AM THE LAW

Kirby: k

Ryan has joined channel #fisk_maps

Ryan: I HAVE THE POWER OF POOP

Fisk: hey Ryan

Ryan: omg my mom hit my dad in the face

Fisk: that stupid bitch

Ryan: ya

Araya: KEKEKE

Kirby: hey Araya are you like stoned

Araya: no I just farted

Ryan: that's my line you fat fuck

Araya: WHAT? DIE!

Araya uses batgun on Ryan

Ryan: jesus cock that hurt

Fisk: hey Araya watch your fire!

Araya: I AM NOT FAT

Ryan: lol ya

Araya: BITCH

Araya uses the batgun again

Ryan: ow fuck I'm leaving

Ryan has left channel #fisk_maps (araya is gay)

JudgeDredd: I AM THE LAW

Fisk: okay

Araya: LOL POOP

Fisk: dude just shut up you're annoying the hell out of me

Araya: oh what did I do this time wah wah wah

Kirby: don't be gay

Araya: where's Bashe with that kool-aid?

Fisk: hmmm...good point, let me look for him

Fisk goes to the kitchen to find no one

Fisk: hmmm...

Fisk goes into Lucy's room to spot Bashe sniffing Lucy's worn heels

Bashe: um...I can explain

Fisk: YOU FUCKING FREAK

Fisk chucks Bashe out the window

Fisk: -o Bashe

Bashe: ow fuck

Araya: wtf I just saw Bashe go out the window

Kirby: owies

Fisk: I don't want to talk about it, EVER

Bashe: *reenters the room* hi

Fisk: Bashe...I just cannot understand what has happened to you. When you first started to use this channel you were just a cool guy but now you're all like fucked in the head

Bashe: I'M JUST SOOOOO HORNY I HAVEN'T JERKED IN LIKE TWO WEEKS

Fisk: O_O TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Bashe: sorry but it's true

Fisk: dude...just...good god

Bashe: sorry I guess I shouldn't have said that

Fisk: YOU GUESS?

Araya: lol gay

Bashe: shut the fuck up you stupid Chilean retard

Araya: NO

Kirby: poooooooooooooooooop

Bashe: man my cock hurts

Fisk: NOW HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I MEAN JESUS CHRIST JUST NO

Fisk: www.lucysfeet.com/members/lucy-dangling.mpg

Fisk: now GO JERK

Bashe: did you just pull that link out of your ass

Fisk: NO IT'S REAL

Bashe: oh lol k

Bashe: *clicks link, it's actually tubgirl* NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bashe: *vomit*

Araya: hahaha fag

Bashe: FUCK YOU

Bashe bashes Araya's face in

Araya: ow, my fucking jaw is in my throat

Kirby: lol

Araya: *fixes jaw* that's it, punk

Araya kicks Bashe in the babymakers

Bashe: JESUS COCK

Bashe falls over in pain

Araya: I'M THE WINNER!!!!!1

Bashe: no

Bashe uses the Wolf3d chaingun on Araya

Araya: UGH, MEIN GOTT IN HIMMELL!!!!11

Bashe: yes, I killed him

Araya: FOOLED YOU HOMO

Araya smashes his broken bass over Bashe's head

Bashe: OW FUCK

Bashe grabs his head in extreme pain

Araya: I'M BETTER THAN ALL!! WORSHIP ME!!!

Fisk: all right, enough

Araya was kicked from channel #fisk_maps by Fisk (wrong place to be fighting)

Bashe was kicked from channel #fisk_maps by Fisk (wrong place to be fighting)

Kirby: lololo

Lucy has joined channel #fisk_maps

Sheila has joined channel #fisk_maps

Fisk: +o Lucy, +o Sheila

Sheila: thanks sweetie

Lucy: so what's up?

Fisk: ugh, it's Bashe again

Lucy: man, that kid...*goes into room*

Lucy: wtf? why does it smell like Bashe in here?

Fisk: you don't wanna know

Lucy: go ahead, tell me

Fisk PMing Lucy: he smelled your shoes

Lucy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!??!?!?!????!?!!??!?!!!!!?

Fisk: told ya

Lucy: THAT FUCKING CREEP! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!

Sheila: what happen?

Fisk: somebody set Lucy up the bomb

Bashe has joined channel #fisk_maps

Bashe: yo Fisk sorry about the fight OH hey lucy and sheila

Lucy: YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUNK I'M GOING TO DISEMBOWEL YOU

Bashe: um...hi?

Lucy frantically tears open Bashe and starts throwing his innards all around the place

Kirby: wow, just wow

Sheila: o_o

Fisk: whoa

Lucy: *heavily breathing* I FUCKING TOLD YOU

Bashe: wow...my intestines are in my hand...*dies*

Fisk: dude...you killed Bashe

Lucy: WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO

Fisk: um...rough him up a bit?

Lucy: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SO EMBARRASSED I COULD JUST KILL MYSELF!! DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT!? NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

Fisk: Lucy calm down it's going to be okay

Lucy: *sniff* NO IT'S NOT!!! *runs to her room crying*

Fisk: wow, just wow

Kirby: one time I far-

Fisk: HORRIBLE timing, Kirby

Sheila: someone should go talk to her

Bashe: I...can...do that

Fisk: I thought you died

Bashe: nah, I just need some tape and I'll be good

Kirby: heh

20 minutes later

Bashe: sweet...okay, now I'm going to go talk to Lucy

Fisk: good luck, dude

Bashe: *goes into her room, she is still crying loudly*

Fisk: well...now what?

Kirby: LET'S GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fisk: no

Kirby: goldurnit

Sheila: why do you always want to "GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kirby: just some joke

Sheila: oh

Fisk: heh

Kirby: well, jizzvomit...

Araya has joined channel #fisk_maps

Araya: I REIGN SUPREME!! WORSHIP ME

Sheila: not this again

Araya: I HAVE THE ULTIMATE STREMF

Fisk: shut up

Araya: orite kekekeke ^_^

Kirby: that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Araya: well ur ghey

Kirby: no u

Araya: LOLO

Sheila: dorks

Kibry: hey baby, I'm not a dork!

Sheila: oh, you...*kiss*

Kirby: ...if I had a cock, it'd be like stone

Sheila: um...*slap*

Kirby: jizzvomit

Araya: LET'S GO RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fisk: god dammit NO

Kirby: fine, everyone idle

Fisk: k

1 hour later

Fisk: heh

Kirby: heh

Araya: heh

Sheila: heh

JudgeDredd: heh

Fisk: is Bashe still in there with Lucy?

Bashe: *reentering Fisk's room* I have returned

Fisk: so how's Lucy

Bashe: she's feeling a lot better, but she wanted to sleep

Fisk: oh, heh

Lucy is now known as Lucy|nap

Fisk: there we go

Bashe: guys...I really apologize for my rude behavior the past couple of days...I've been a huge pervert and wouldn't stop. I also picked a fight with the friggen lead singer of Slayer, heh...I'm really sorry I acted like this but life's just been really weird lately

Fisk: hey, it's okay bud...we all go through changes

Bashe: yeah but I'm 16

Fisk: orite

Sheila: I forgive you, sweetheart

Sheila: *kiss*

Bashe: why...thanks *blush*

Araya: heh, blush

Kirby: ANAL TEETH

JudgeDredd: I AM THE LAW

Bashe: one time I farted it was funny

everyone: ROFL

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